Alright, this was obviously no good, but I'm not going to kick a lady while she's down.
I will say this though: If anybody has the emotional tools to weather heartbreak, isn't it the woman who has pretended to weather heartbreak like 150 times in various Romantic Comedies? That experience plus her loads and loads of money should probably see her through this rough patch. She's going to be fine everybody.
I need more info on this movie, so please kick her while she is down and don't sweat it. Due to her 100 million dollars and Oscar, I think if I literally kicked her 10 times after she fell down into a puddle and also got splashed on by a passing bus she would still be stratospheres higher than me. Then after this I would of course help her up, invite her in to dry off, supply her with my "Who Let The Dogs Out" t-shirt to wear while her clothes dry and we would exchange witty banter. After a while when I tell her to stop complaining and get off her high horse we'd start making out and she will say "Oooo, who let the dogs out?" and I will say "You might be rich and famous but I am still smarter than you" and she will say "I tend to fall head over heels for assholes that treat me like garbage" and I will say "OK, then let's discuss All About Steve....in the bedroom" and then you fill in the in blanks. Ya boyeeee!
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